the turkey swiss on rye incident
George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992
22 years later it sounds like tonight’s standup routine.
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging
Behind the scenes of Sesame Street with the Muppets.
Neil deGrasse Tyson on Aliens
“Hawking is all worried that aliens might suck our brains out. That concern comes from the fact that when any of us explored the world with high technology ships and came upon a civilization less advanced, it was bad for the less advanced civilization. They either were completely wiped out or subjugated or enslaved or whatever, so I think his fear about aliens is a reflection of his actual knowledge of how humans treat each other, not real knowledge of how real aliens would treat us."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Zack Snyder just tweeted this and in other news I need a clean pair of pants.